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Over 40 Fashion Sense…eh…screw it

Fashion Sense?  Mine is…well….hmmmm…..

It’s not that I don’t care what I look like on a daily basis. It’s more or less lack of time. It’s just easier to clip my hair up and throw on whatever I bothered to throw in the wash. Did I mention I have children?!? And honestly, I love them all dearly…truly I do… but how do I find the time for anything, let alone dressing up?

If you’re over 40, you know the struggle. Everything takes longer. It’s not as simple as it used to be. And 90% of the time, I’m driving kids from point A to point B. I’d make a fortune as a taxi service, if I started charging my kids for services. Add my job to the mix and forget about it! Zero time.

I mean …I’m currently writing this at 11:18 PM just so I can be alone for 10 minutes! 

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Basically…it’s just too much work to bother.. My hair is thinner now …

I am 41.

Did I forget to mention that?

Essentially, I have to ‘fake it’ with my hair. This typically requires curling and teasing, then a lifting spray. My hairs rather long, so it can be hard to get a decent lift. I have cut it in the past, but I hated it! Mostly because I couldn’t just throw it in a bun anymore. Styling takes time. I believe we have established…I have none. And just this year, I started finding  WHITE HAIRS! No…really….ugh. I pulled them out, but it was no use. The bastards grew back. You can’t really see them, but I assure you…

they’re still fricken there!

And my face….well….what do I not have to complain about here???

  • dry skin
  • age spots
  • crows feet
  • those weird forehead wrinkles…crap I hate those things!!!!
  • yellow bumps from skin damage…on my EYEBALLS! It’s called Pinguecula
  • receding gums…it’s mild, but it’s there
  • dark circles…ugh…just shoot me
  • red blemishes just below my neck…again…too much sun

Basically…a boat load of spackle is required, and I flat out don’t feel like dealing with it. I don’t want to deal with primers and foundations (and I don’t really give a shit how light and fluffy it is advertised to be)… glosses, mascara, powders and shadows. I’m not trying to go all ‘Rembrandt’  first thing in the morning. It’s hard enough to find the time to drink my required two gallons of coffee  just to function!.

As far as clothing goes…ugh…here we go again….

  • I’m thin…but…I’m saggy, so not proportioned.
  • My butt has either morphed or melted into the back of my upper thighs. Belts are now required!!!

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  • Where in the name of  Zeus’s pie-hole… did my boobs go?!?! And why do they feel the need to hide in my armpits when I’m laying down?!?! WHY????

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  • Veins…seriously….do I really need to elaborate here?
  • Feet…ugh..ok…four kids in and flat as the earth is wide. “Forget about it” <—this must be said in a strong Italian accent. 
  • It’s not that I have a gut. It’s that I have no lift. Because if I push my boobs up to their proper location…my stomach is flat as a board. Some of you will totally get what I mean. (This also works with my butt…my thighs basically fade away if I yank my butt up to it’s proper place…not that I’m running around yanking on my butt or anything…maybe). 

I mean …

why bother???

And did I mention the popping sounds? Yes…crap just pops for any reason at all. Standing up? Pop. Sitting down? Pop. Walking? Pop. Bending over? Pop. Everything pops…every-fricken-thing. 

And I haven’t even hit menopause yet?!?!

WTF will that be like?!?!?!

  • hot flashes?
  • mood swings?
  • weird hair growth locations?
  • Dammit….is this a cocka-may-mee mood swing?!?!?

Whatever…you know…I intended for this to be a post about  Fashion Over 40. As in; hot spring clothing trends and hairstyles. 

But now I just want a cookie and a glass of wine. (Wait…wine just means I’ll have to pee again in two minutes. I think I’ll try to keep the peeing at my usual 5 minute intervals tonight).

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Top Ten Ways To Make Money From Home

After careful research, I’ve come up with a list of  “Top Ten Ways To Make Money From Home”. Having been a stay-at-home-mom, I completely get the whole ‘short on cash’ thing. It can be hard to come up with extra ways to save, when you’ve got mouths to feed. Not to mention often times it’s cheaper to stay home, then it is to pay for daycare! That’s actually why I didn’t leave the house for around 14 years.

So without further delay, here’s my list:


SWAGBUCKS – essentially, SWAGBUCKS pays you to watch videos, check your email, take surveys, play games  and browse the net. It’s a rewards sight with an A+ rating from the Better Business Bureau. Sign up here and get 5$ from SWAGBUCKS. (Link opens in new tab).


WRITE AN ARTICLE – Content sites generally pay well for well written articles. 

*The Dollar Stretcher: Articles on ‘Living Better for Less’

*MATADOR: “original writing and visual storytelling about travel, culture, and political commentary


CLEAN OUT YOUR CLOSET –

thredUP – Sell your stuff! Specifically clothing.    


SELL YOUR PHOTOS – 

Have a some amazing pics? Good enough to sell? Try FOAP. FOAP buys photos for companies to use in their advertising.


GIVE ADVICE – 

Try AMMAS. Whatever you’re an expert on, can get you cash! Just sign up.


FLIP ITEMS –

This one is actually kind of fun! Find freebies anywhere and everywhere. Curbside, Free-Cycle sites,  Craigslist etc…Then flip them for cold hard cash! One man’s junk is another man’s treasure!


SELL YOUR ARTS AND CRAFTS –

The best sell site for crafts,  is ETSY. However AMAZON, while not specifically a craft site, may be another option. But Amazon charges 3.99$ a month to sell. I don’t mess with EBAY anymore. But that’s my own personal choice.


BECOME AN AUTHOR –

Write books for Kindle. 


MAKE LISTS –

Try LISTVERSE. This site pays for nothing but lists! Seriously. Lots and lots of lists!


CREATE AMAZING YOUTUBE VIDEOS –

YOUTUBE pays! Seriously. As long as what you video is something others will actually want to watch. Simply click on the Creator Studio under your YOUTUBE handle. Just don’t include any licensed songs or copied material. It must belong to ONLY you.


I could actually make this list quite a bit longer, but I need to call it quits for tonight. I’ll add more when I can. But currently I have a house full of 12 year-olds…oh…yay…

 

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Avocado Banana Crepes

This simple recipe is fantastic! I just made them this morning and I’m still gorging on them as I type. I had an avocado that I needed to use up. Crepes are the go-to for any extra fruits and veggies.

INGREDIENTS


2 large eggs

1/4 teaspoon salt

1 cup  flour

1 1/4 cups (or more) milk 

Melted butter

1 Avocado

2 bananas

*Coconut Oil


INSTRUCTIONS

Mix eggs and salt in large bowl.Whisk in flour, then 1 1/4 cups milk.  Let stand 1 hour.

(Add more milk by tablespoonfuls to batter to thin if needed).

Heat skillet over medium-high heat. Add coconut oil.

Pour 1/3 cup batter into skillet and swirl to coat bottom evenly.

Cook until top appears dry, loosening sides of crepe with spatula, about 45 seconds. Turn and cook until brown spots appear on second side, about 30 seconds. Turn crepe out onto plate. Repeat with remaining batter, brushing skillet with butter and stacking crepes on plate.


Topping!

Peel and slice your avocado and bananas.

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Add some coconut oil to your skillet…

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Fry to a slightly crispy outer texture…

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Add to your crepes and enjoy! (If you want it sweeter, go ahead and add sugar to the frying pan or sprinkle directly on the crepes).

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DRONIUM TWO AP DRONE WITH CAMERA : REVIEW

This review is being solely done and credited to my son. Photos and videos taken by Tommy Scags. Since he is new to doing reviews, this is more of a learning experience. His review will be in photos and videos. You decide for yourself if you like what you see.

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Be sure to Subscribe to his YouTube Channel below!


Photos by Tommy Scags

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Below info and images from Best Buy. Click Here for their site, specs and reviews on the Dronium Two. 

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PICK YOUR POISON: DESIGN INSPIRATION

I’m particularly fond of the strange and unusual.

With furniture, that means I like it to ‘pop’. When I walk into a room, I’d like it tell me a story. The genre of story, doesn’t necessarily have to be specific, but  knowing a story exists …now that’s the holy grail of design.

My usual method of inspiration (being the age of technology), is the internet. Specifically, the image selection on the search engine. When I need a muse, I surf!

Today’s search started off with #coffee furniture.

 


This of course led into retro, contemporary and future furniture. Some of these designs are still in the ‘concept’ mode.

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For the designs that are still stuck in concept mode, I’d like to think a little hard-work, determination and a credit line at Home Depot will correct the issue at hand.

The issue being: I want said furniture. Solution: Make my own. (Or at least get close to it).

Of course if I make my own, I can’t sell it. The concept wouldn’t mine. But I’m not a furniture dealer…so who cares? And the futuristic items are just that…in the future. I can’t buy them!  But the overall design or theme, already exists.

Hmmmm….where will I go from here?

Who knows?! It could all just be wishful thinking.

But damn…it sure is fun to dream!

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COCKTAILS, SHOTS AND SHOOTERS

At this point most of my readers are aware of my obsession with food. At least, the creation and ‘design’ process of a new recipe.

So today I’ve decided to travel off my well worn ‘food’ path and delve into beverages. Specifically, cocktails!

 

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READ FIRST-

*Up=With Ice

 *Straight=No Ice

*You can chill the glass by adding ice and letting it sit.  (Empty the ice prior to adding the strained ingredients.)

*All of these recipes can and have been modified based on the bar, personal preference or bartender. 

*All glasses used can and have been determined based on preference of the bar, personal preference and bartender.

*All shot measurements can and have been modified based on the bar, personal preference and bartender.

-Basically…to each his/her own.


The Long Island Ice Tea

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Tall glass with ice

  • 1/2 oz Vodka
  • 1/2 oz Gin
  • 1/2 oz Rum
  • 1/2 oz Tequila
  • 1/2 oz Triple Sec
  • Sweet & Sour Mix
  • Splash of Coke
  • Lemon or Lime Squeeze

 

Apple Martini or Appletini

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Chilled cocktail glass

To a shaker with ice add:

  • 2 oz Vodka
  • 3/4 oz Apple Pucker

Shake and strain into cocktail glass.

Add an apple slice garnish.


Cosmopolitan

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Chilled cocktail glass

To a shaker with ice add:

  • 1 oz Citron Vodka
  • 1/2 oz Triple Sec
  • Dash of Rose Lime Juice
  • Splash Cranberry Juice

Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.

Garnish with lime


B 52 Shot

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Shot glass or Shooter glass

1/3 Kahlua

1/3 Irish Creme (over a the back of a spoon to layer)

1/3 Grand Marnier (over the back of a spoon to layer)


 

Midori Sour Cocktail

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Chilled Cocktail Glass

To a shaker with ice add:

  • 2 oz Sweet & Sour Mix
  • 1 oz Melon Pucker

Shake and strain into chilled cocktail glass.

Add cherry garnish


Bahama Mama

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Tall glass with ice

  • 1 oz Light Rum
  • 1/2 oz Peach Schnapps
  • 1/2 part Orange Juice
  • 1/2 part Cranberry Juice

Garnish with Lemon, Orange and Cherry (not required to use all three)


Amaretto Sour 

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Chilled cocktail glass

To a shaker with ice add:

  • 1 oz Amaretto
  • 2 oz Sour Mix

Shake and strain into chilled cocktail glass

Garnish


Manhattan

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Rock glass with ice

  • Dash of Sweet Vermouth
  • 2 oz Whiskey (ie: Seagram’s 7)

Add cherry garnish


Black Russian

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Rock glass with ice

  • 1 1/2 oz Vodka
  • 1/2 oz Kahlua

Cherry Garnish


Margarita

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Salted cocktail glass (Rub rim with lime, dip in Kosher salt

To shaker with ice add:

  • 2 oz Margarita Mix
  • 1/2 oz Triple Sec
  • 1 oz Tequila

Strain into cocktail glass (can be served straight or up)

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Lime Garnish


Blow Job

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Shooter or Shot glass

Layer:

  • 1/2 Kahlua
  • Irish Creme (Float using the back of a spoon)
  • Top with Whipped Cream

Jager Bomb

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Rock glass

Shot glass

  • Put Jagermeister into shot glass
  • Fill rock glass partially with Red Bull
  • Drop shot into rock glass

White Russian

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Rock glass with ice

  • 1 1/2 oz Vodka
  • 1/2 Kahlua

Top with cream


Tequila Sunrise

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Tall glass with ice

  • 1 oz Tequila
  • Fill glass with Orange Juice
  • Splash Grenadine (Float using the back of a spoon)

Garnish with orange and cherry

 


Jolly Rancher

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Rock Glass

*This drink can be straight or up

To a shaker with ice add:

  • 3/4 oz Apple Pucker
  • 3/4 oz Peach Schnapps
  • Splash of Cranberry Juice

Shake and strain into rocks glass


Vodka Martini

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Chilled cocktail glass

To a shaker with ice add:

  • Dash of Dry Vermouth
  • 2 oz Vodka

Stir the ingredients with a spoon within the shaker

Strain into chilled cocktail glass

Twist lemon, rub rim of glass with the lemon and drop into glass

Olive garnish


Mai Tai

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Tall glass with ice

  • 1 oz Light Rum
  • 1/2 oz Triple Sec
  • 1/2 oz Amaretto
  • Dash Grenadine
  • Equal Parts Orange Juice and Pineapple Juice
  • Splash of Dark Rum

Cherry and/or Pineapple Garnish


 

Sex On The Beach

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Tall glass with ice

  • 1 oz Vodka (Some prefer 1.5 oz)
  • 1/2 oz Peach Schnapps
  • Two Parts Orange Juice (Some say 2 oz)
  • Two Parts Cranberry Juice (Some say 2 oz)

Garnish with cherry and orange slice


These are just some of the fun party favors that can be used at your next gathering. For a whole lot more, here’s a great site to visit: 1001 Cocktails

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Enjoy!

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BASEMENT FINISHING IDEAS

 

Yep…more remodeling. (Scroll to the bottom for ‘image inspiration’ and useful links.)

This is a project I’m just not that thrilled about tackling. I’m not spending a dime for a while. I need to use what I have first.

I’ve taken stock and discovered I’ve got about:

10 gallons of assorted paints..diluted it will stretch, then seal with a clear basement sealer.

20 ceiling panels

6 tubes of caulking

10 or so assorted baseboards

3 rolls of wiring

10 outlets and boxes

1 large bucket of ceiling paint…I can get creative with this.

1 roll of tape

2 gallons of deck stain

Drywall scraps

Copper wire

PVC piping

A majority of the stuff is leftover from previous remodels. So I’ve got quite a bit. The pic below is the main portion of the basement, already done.

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It’s randomly changed based on who’s hanging out down there…

But it’s still a little bland. And as much as I’d love to spruce it up, my oldest son prefers minimal decor. Currently, it’s his coveted cocoon.

The back storage room, however, is free territory. And right now, we’re testing paints. The intention is a lounge/studio and bathroom.

 

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Future Bathroom

 

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Future Lounge/Studio

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One thing I learned from past experience, is if I don’t want drywall on the whole section, I will need an accent wall. It’s a nightmare hanging pics on the cement and I’m not putting in those basement hooks. Nothing to compromise the integrity of the walls. And I’ll finish it with a clear basement sealer.
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These are all of the items with no spot. Mostly holiday decor. The plan is shelving units. Sort of like these…..

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There’s plenty of space for something insanely creative here.
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I’m not entirely sure what the end game is for the floor.
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And this overall area will be mostly shelving and organized…Seriously…organized units!

I’m trying to keep myself sane, by remembering how the other section looked. During the nightmare remodel….it was a wreck….

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But eventually….

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It worked out.

For my own inspiration, I’m using this post to hold photos of images found on Google. I need a ‘muse’ portfolio to remind me of what  the finished product can look like….with a little hard work.

SCROLL BELOW FOR FANTASTIC BASEMENT IDEAS


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LINKS ON DIY BASEMENT REMODELING


How to Apply Basement Floor Epoxy

DIY STEPS FOR INSTALLING AN INSULATED BASEMENT FLOOR

DIY Basement Waterproofing Tips

How to Finish a Basement: Framing and Insulating


 

And a few more ideas…

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